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Good golly, what folly, is that a September I spy? Yet another of October's siblings to show us what shenanigans they do best?

A very colourful illustration of a Frankenstein's monster-esque construct September. In a peppy bright pink and blue outfit - replete with layers skirts, leggings, crop top and mismatched plimsolls which complement their mismatched eyes - they cheerfully wave to the viewer, their smile raising the colourful stickers on their cheeks. Their long black hair is dyed in streaks of blue and pink which ripple down their chest-length braids. In their non-waving hand a tortoise, Kat, sits stoically, bathed in colourful stickers.

Bright, colourful, cheerful and terminally energetic, they're very much here to show you the moves!

In a very pink room, September winks and gestures to the camera, as all the while Kat the tortoise snoozes in the corner of frame under 'Kat-Kam'. S: Heya cuties! How ya sparklin'? Who's up for another chill hour of freestyle dancing? Today I thought we'd- October, another construct, pokes their head in from off-frame. O: Umm, September, there's a-... Oh, sorry, a-are you live? September gasps and leaps at October, hugging them like the happiest koala you ever did see. S: OMIGOSH! It's Tobi everybody! O: H-hey, um, sp-sparkles? S: You remember them from last month's epic ballet beat-down! This was *not* planned, I swear on all of my pinkies! Do you wanna dance with us? O: Well, I just c-came here t- S: Please, please, please, please, [ad nauseam] O: I mean, I c-can, but- S: Great! Let's go! Several images of October and September dancing together, including: - A regency step, walking around their pressed, upheld hands; - The can-can, October substituting in their coat hems for skirts; - A high-kicking, arm-clasping, back-to-backing bop; - September's successful, and October's less successful, splits; - The 'Caramelldansen' bounce, replete with swung hips and floppy-handed bunny ears; - The 'Bling-Bang-Bang-Born' twist, replete with unflinching stares into camera; - A squat, arm-flailing rendition of Ghost Trick's 'Panic Dance'; - The two spinning each other around their clasped hands, free hands and legs flailing up; - A classic ballroom ending lean, with a smiling September holding a surprised, near-horizontal October by the back and knee. October holds a nervous finishing pose, as September leaps in glee. S: HAHA! That was super-double-d-epic-duper! Thanks for shining in, everyone! I'm gonna spend some lovely family time with Tobi now. Love you both! They sign off from their stream, and give October an enthusiastic hug. S: Oh gosh Tobi, that was just the best! Thank you so much! O: M-my pleasure. S: I can't believe you came here just to join in my show, you little cutey! O: Oh G-Gorgon, yes, I mean to t-tell you something. S: Is it that you love me oh so much?! O: N-not quite. Your c-car's being towed. September flees off-screen, shouting 'FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!'

Sparkle on, everybody! 💜